Heat your wok with a couple tablespoon of oil on high heat (as high as you can go) and add your garlic. Don't wait until the wok/oil is hot before adding the garlic or you will burn your garlic. As the oil heats up, the garlic will begin to sizzle and become aromatic.
Crack an egg into the oil, let it set for a couple of seconds, then scramble the egg in with the garlic.
Once the egg is scrambled (don't worry if it isn't 100% cooked through), add the Chinese broccoli. Make sure you keep everything moving in the wok, constantly tossing and flipping your the vegetable. Do this for about 10-15 seconds.
Add the portion of noodle, and keep tossing and flipping everything together for a few more seconds. Add in the sauce (about 2 ½ tbsp per serving), and keep flipping and tossing for another 10 seconds or until everything is well combined.
Once the sauce is mixed through and the noodles are coated, spread out the noodles in the wok to give maximum contact to the wok surface. Leave it to "toast" for a minute, then toss again. Toasting time may be a little longer or shorter, depending on how hot your wok can get. The noodle (and even the egg) will start to have "char" marks, which is a sign that you are doing it right! Do this a couple more times until you get some nice charring throughout. (Don't go too crazy though, you don't want to burn the dang thing).
When you are happy with the charring, add the protein back in and toss a few more times. Do not add any liquid or juices that may have accumulated from the protein or your noodles will become soggy.
If you are using bean sprouts (again, not really authentic but dangit I like it!) add it at this point and toss through. You can also some grounded Thai chili pepper now and toss it through if you want. Otherwise you can serve it on the side.
Serve with a side of chili vinegar, white pepper, and (if you're me) more grounded Thai chili pepper.